Andy Murray Top 10

I accept Andy Murray is a good tennis player, even though he may be about to be despatched from Wimbledon by some guy I have never heard of.

Regardless, here are my top 10 reasons to hate Andy Murray.

10. His fake American accent.

9. His annoying fist pumping.

8. His typical dour Scot personality.

7. The "Come on Tim" annoying middle class toffs that for some reason are waving Union Jacks at him.

6. He hates England.

5. "Murray Mount"

4. His clone like failed tennis player mother that groomed him because she was crap.

3. His gold digging girlfriend.

2. The fact that they are touting him as the winner of Wimbledon and it's only the third round. For the Scots, it's like England being touted as World Cup winners before a match has been played. And I know how much you hate that.

1. That if he does ever win any Grand Slam competitions, particularly Wimbledon, we'll never be allowed to forget it.

Bore draw

So Andy Murray has been slagging off British tennis because 9 of the 11 Brits went out of Wimbledon in the first round. He should have admitted that he was almost the tenth, having been taken to the wire by a no hoper.

It looks like Murray has the easiest draw ever seen, you know, almost as if they have set him up to win the competition. I don't think anyone outside the top 20 is actually in it.

I don't know why they don't just have him play Federer now. I was there last year and was hoping to watch Spanish ace Nadal wipe the floor with Murray. But Nadal destroyed him so fast that I ended up getting the womens semi finals which were just a Venus and Serena cruise.

British Hero

Looks like Andy Murray won today, after scraping past Robert Kendrick who looked like he could have beaten him.

I was all ready for the Scottish Loser headlines as well.

Maybe Gordon Brown will do me a favour and make a speech.