Andy Murray Top 10

I accept Andy Murray is a good tennis player, even though he may be about to be despatched from Wimbledon by some guy I have never heard of.

Regardless, here are my top 10 reasons to hate Andy Murray.

10. His fake American accent.

9. His annoying fist pumping.

8. His typical dour Scot personality.

7. The "Come on Tim" annoying middle class toffs that for some reason are waving Union Jacks at him.

6. He hates England.

5. "Murray Mount"

4. His clone like failed tennis player mother that groomed him because she was crap.

3. His gold digging girlfriend.

2. The fact that they are touting him as the winner of Wimbledon and it's only the third round. For the Scots, it's like England being touted as World Cup winners before a match has been played. And I know how much you hate that.

1. That if he does ever win any Grand Slam competitions, particularly Wimbledon, we'll never be allowed to forget it.